Lee Salzberger - Tons O' Puns

 
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Recently retired from a successful career in the field of commercial electronic media, Lee Salzberger currently teaches broadcasting core courses as adjunct faculty, University of North Texas, Denton, and provides business consulting in the disciplines of news, sales and general management to a number of electronic media corporations.

His career highlights include corporate administration senior vice-president for a Fortune 1,000 media company (Belo Corp.); television station group-head responsible for five television stations; general manager of three television stations; corporate HR manager and company sales management trainer; television station general sales manager; television advertising sales account executive; television station news director; televisions news producer; television, radio and newspaper reporter; television, radio and newspaper news writer; television news and newspaper photographer.

Lee holds a Bachelor of Journalism degree as well as a Master of Arts in Communication from The University of Texas, Austin. He has been recognized by his peers with a number of electronic media national, regional, and local awards.

Tons-o-Puns is a manic compilation of daffynitions and puns that are warranted to give you groans or grins.  Produced by a punditzy professor and a cartoonist, the tome contains  hissterics of verbal and visual elements from which you’ll not likely recover (unless of course you use new, longer-lasting material … to re-cover, that is).  One liners for your comedic pleasure with resultant question marks appearing over your head in a comic-strip-like bubble – those close to you will want to be farther away as you excrete larfs.  An occasional “ho-hum” may be heard among the hum-bugs while on the whole, gentle readers will exorcise their bent for being under an apparent mis-spell.

A sample of 200 puns and 30 cartoons are available for publisher review:

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